sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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