haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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