I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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