I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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