I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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