Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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