What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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