I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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