it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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