how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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