Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Send help, water and tortillas.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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