I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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