Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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