I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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