is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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