what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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