whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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