I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I could have mohawked her pubes.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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