covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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