I look better un-naked...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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