my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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