But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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