kristin has been a bad kristin
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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