i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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