ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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