Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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