so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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