Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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