I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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