My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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