maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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