i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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