It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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