You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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