ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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