he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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