There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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