I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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