I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Two words: blizzard sex
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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