That's intense
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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