you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize