i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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