when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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