One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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