He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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