This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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