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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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