if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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