The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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