Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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